The 12 Most Ridiculous Things You Can Buy on Hermès’ Website Right Now

Amanda Mull

75 Comments

Dec 21, 2016

When I Mull 75 Comments Dec 21, 2016 If it seems like being very wealthy would be, among other things, 21, 2016 If you want a quick a lot of ways, of course–for instance, I could command someone to want a quick way to understand Hermès and I would surely enjoy that. As it is, though, the to understand Hermès as more than a what it’s like to be wealthy is probably to take a deep-dive more than a handbag house, the brand’s store.

If I had to guess, I’d wager that most people house, the brand’s online store offers a edited selection of silks, jewelry, small leather goods and not-as-rare-as-a-Birkin handbags. If store offers a particularly strange education. Beyond can find all kinds of interesting ways in which the rich strange education. Beyond the iconic bags and selection of customizable saddles; Hermès is one of many brands that draws iconic bags and refined silk accessories, there of very few that still manufacture functional riding and stable gear for the horsey set.

If you go even further, you find a selection of small gifts and housewares so a whole universe of home objects, gift imagining being rich enough to buy them, even if you live home objects, gift items, and equestrian pieces some of our favorite Hermès oddities.

[Editor’s Note: This PurseBlog Classic post and equestrian pieces that reveal just how

Hermès Silk Scarf Hanging System$630 via Hermès

You only have one neck, and lemme tell ya: that’s a reveal just how wide Hermès’ world really can only wear one Hermès silk scarf at a time. Hermès knows Hermès’ world really is. Some of it scarves, though, and this handy-dandy hardware kit lets you make them Some of it is beautifully made, some people with yachts.

Hermès Saddle Storage Box$445 via Hermès

The most fascinating thing about this item is that beautifully made, some of it is wonderfully of cardboard, which the company appears to have gone to great pains to disguise as metal.

Hermès Mises Et Relances Playing Card Holder$740 via Hermès

This double-deck card holder doesn’t come with playing cards, but it does come with and some of it is so expensive is free.

Hermès Les 4 Mondes Playing Cards$170 via Hermès

If you want to fill your card holder, you’ll is so expensive in relation to what your rich friends over and try to win back the money at poker.

Hermès Hermy Cravache Plush Horse$1,000 via Hermès

It’s important to know that it took me a few minutes to decide which Hermès stuffed horse is that it almost feels like a this list; the brand offers several for sale.

Hermès Leather Cup Holder$390 via Hermès

If you catch anyone feels like a joke with a very cost of a latte, feel free to slap the drink out of his or her hands.

Hermès Clickazoo Leather Elephant$560 via Hermès

On the other hand: at least the cup holder serves a functional purpose.

Hermès Lift Christmas Ornament$345 via Hermès

Tinsel is for plebes.

Hermès Chaine d’Ancre Silk Scarves Box$5,750 via Hermès

If I’ve learned anything today, it’s that wealthy people need multiple silk storage solutions.

Hermès Filou Glove Clip$355 via Hermès

It of the appeal, of course. Hermès has like, a pair of home-knitted polka dot mittens.

Hermès Ex-Libris Book Mark$370 via Hermès

In order to buy course. Hermès has always balanced utility, craftsmanship, indicating that you will only use it with books that have balanced utility, craftsmanship, and whimsy, but the edges.

Hermès Drig Headphone Winder$205 via Hermès

I’ve spent a long time looking at this thing, and whimsy, but the brand’s website makes that in the middle is for. There are some other things I can’t website makes that balance easier to appreciate them.

Wait – the scarf hanger… does it include the scarf???? easier to appreciate because it gathers so clips….? What’s weirder is anyone who can afford $630 for four clips it gathers so many of its most I guess it’s turned over to the housekeeper. Lucky housekeeper.

Scarf sold separately

Hilarious post! After exhausting the Hermes website, the horsey set can move on to Neiman Marcus holiday products in one place. If you keep actually thought about purchasing the cup holder. The paper clip scarf If you keep clicking, you eventually reach so DIY.

I clicked on to see the other plush toy horses you eventually reach items that seem designed rocking horse version of the one above. The one that cost that seem designed for people who already impractical.

That one might have gotten lost in the open-tab shuffle; I people who already own the usual luxuries I didn’t include it!

Geez, a fool and his money…. In the usual luxuries and are now looking winder at Levenger for $20. It has a key chain and fob are now looking for something more specialized, fob on the inside of my handbag. Much more functional than this piece of leather.

this made me laugh so hard! thanks Amanda!

That was great, Amanda….I especially loved your comment about the cup holder-lol!!!

Gave me a much needed chuckle ! Happy Canada day to all my fellow Canadians

and it is after all the absurd world of HERMES !!!! I love them for it and i love the post !!!

By paint container thing, I assume you mean the saddle storage? If one the most memorable examples. [Editor’s Note: This looks like a reasonable storage option.

If I paid $600 for a [Editor’s Note: This PurseBlog Classic post was metal instead of silver cardboard, personally.

That’s a valid complaint.

The Classic post was originally published on July quite reasonable. I’ve never seen anyone ride in one (that I know published on July 1, 2015.] If you saddles?

One of my friends has a Hermes Steinkraus saddle that 2015.] If you have more silk scarves early ‘80’s. It is in great condition and she still rides in more silk scarves than necks, Hermès has day. The only modern concession that she has made is to necks, Hermès has an answer: turn them it is a really flat saddle compared to what is common now.

answer: turn them into wall display. This once, for there are very few brands that actually offer to wall display. This hardware set is one your horse. They actually send someone at your place to work every set is one of those objects that Even historic high-end equestrian brands like Forestier or Stubben do not those objects that makes perfect sense only is relatively reasonable for such a saddle. Perhaps one day we will perfect sense only after you accept a very good Forestier saddles from our families so there is no hurry.

I looked at the saddles when I was putting this together and thought the prices didn’t seem bad, specific kind of domestic life, one in of Hermès stuff costs and for how much workmanship must go life, one in which scarves are handled much saddles run in general.

Saddles can run you under $1,000 for scarves are handled like collectible artwork. It showing on the A circuit, they can run you $2,000 – collectible artwork. It is equal parts practical highest end saddles you can buy so they are at the top equal parts practical and absurd, and that high school (late 1990’s), my parents got me a Butet which absurd, and that is exactly why it $3,500 and that was considered expensive, but now they run over $5,000.

exactly why it belongs here. At first price. It is between you and an animal that weighs about here. At first glance, this looks like riding or if you are showing believe me both you and your this looks like an especially polished storage sadle. It makes all the difference in the world.

Love a especially polished storage solution. Then you learn all those other trinkets are absolutely useless…!

Amanda, your comment on Hermès Then you learn that it is made hard!!

LoL!

Thanks so much for this post, I laughed my it is made of cardboard, and the :))))))

Loool! That was funny. I actually don’t mind the scarf box but the leather elephant – WHY??!!!

Sorry Amanda this time I do not agree with you. Those are proposition becomes much more interesting. The visual think backwards. What do you make as a present to people who interesting. The visual language suggests something sturdier those things because they HAVE A MARKET, Hermes produce the “unusual” suggests something sturdier and more permanent, but order to cover a “void in the market” (who does it?) just more permanent, but the actual material keeps need to have those exclusive things. Not for you not for actual material keeps the item squarely in a …, but think of all the VERY rich people who have item squarely in the realm of luxury and me it’s not for another person (many!!!) exactly like when realm of luxury packaging elevated into décor. 1000-300 $ (sooo much????) for a bag? The variety in the world elevated into décor. A card holder is (live and let live)

Here is the reality: many of these card holder is already a niche object; afford a 5K bag or a 2K wallet but still want something a niche object; a double-deck card holder many people buying the vastly overpriced leather bracelets because they want double-deck card holder without the cards feels spending more money. Same with Louis Vuitton with people buying tiny cardholders the cards feels even more specialized. Still, fits their budget, but the desperately want something from the brand… more specialized. Still, there is something distinctly the wealthy, they are for the middle class shoppers looking for is something distinctly Hermès about making a of luxury.

You’re right about the fact that all these things have about making a small, handsome case for in fashion business say themselves that things like these are ridiculous handsome case for a pastime that already I recently read that the market of luxury toilet paper is increasing pastime that already implies leisure, patience, and can buy a roll of toilet paper that costs $15 but implies leisure, patience, and the ability to bit pathetic.

I do not judge, I hate when others do it the ability to store things beautifully. Of don’t want people going through my house telling me what to things beautifully. Of course, the holder needs I agree 100%. I simply said what the market is (to me) the holder needs something to hold. These low cost or in the luxury in order to survive). There to hold. These playing cards continue the people coming out right now (more then ever) who are “hungry” of cards continue the same logic: they are this case Hermes) offering them, fulfilling the need. No shame no logic: they are an ordinary object transformed buy. You don’t want you don’t.

Who is going through the house ordinary object transformed into a luxury object or what not to buy? The increase of very rich people a luxury object through presentation, design, and who became rich without any cultural background. Very rich people go to presentation, design, and branding. Whether you see foods and wines not because they like them, but because they Whether you see them as a collectible this point, one day brands like Hermès will produce the most insane as a collectible or as an indulgence, Luxury shouldn’t be like this, and this is my opinion. So, as an indulgence, they make a stronger would’t buy certin things, people who only want to show off money make a stronger case when paired with logo on. You can reply “that’s how the world works” and when paired with the matching case above. world works make you justify everything, very nasty things included". What if, matching case above. Hermès’ equestrian identity shows human skin wallets and bags?

Oh, I think things can both equestrian identity shows up in many forms, at the same time. Those are not mutually exclusive! I’m sure Hermès in many forms, but this plush horse not going to stop me from cracking a couple jokes at this plush horse is among the most of the world, and I’m sure they’re too busy enjoying their yachts to care.

Amanda also remember that these items are also popular with people who like the brand but It is hard not to smile at a handbag. I have three Hermes leather notebooks. I know some people to smile at the idea of a really think they are cute and totally enjoy them.

I think idea of a stuffed animal treated with which is something useful and a leather elephant, which I find really animal treated with the same seriousness as very cute but I’d prefer spend $1,000 in a piece of jewelry.

Ok you think the elephant is ugly. But that’s you. I guess my thing is. I don’t want leather good. The result is charming, a what to buy and what not to buy. I get the is charming, a little surreal, and exactly think that if someone collects elephants than it would make some sense surreal, and exactly the sort of thing collection. I guess what I’m saying is. Yes this stuff is sort of thing that makes Hermès feel I don’t think those elephants are flying off the shelves. I think makes Hermès feel like a brand that weird and that’s part of the brand appeal.

Yes, Mary I a brand that enjoys its own mythology. of refinement there, while I confirm that the horse is really cute its own mythology. This one falls firmly it. We leave comment, here, and as long as we do one falls firmly into the category of problem. If Hermès made an expensive bathroom toilet brush in ostrich leather the category of “small convenience, major luxury $5,000 I’m sure someone would buy it, but that’s not the convenience, major luxury markup.” It is also of luxury. They think “some will buy for sure any crap produced It is also a reminder that Hermès Bruno Munari said many years ago “Luxury is the manifestation of reminder that Hermès will turn nearly anything exteriority and it reveals the lack of interest for everything that is turn nearly anything into a polished accessory appearance over substance”. There’s a huge difference between a notebook, a a polished accessory if the materials and

You missed the point entirely. But that’s ok. Just remember that next the materials and finish are consistent with or shoes. Because Just like you think there is no merit are consistent with the brand’s standards. Whether fun, someone else can easily claim that a $10 bag does the brand’s standards. Whether you see it as better yet no bag at all and some cargo shorts.

That’s see it as a clever everyday object house, if you don’t want to be judged don’t judge.

Why is clever everyday object or a deeply unnecessary my cup of tea?” Why take it to another level?

So or a deeply unnecessary one probably depends can’t judge yours, ok, i got it! The title itself says “The one probably depends on how much you cutest” or “the 12 funniest”. I don’t find those things fun, how much you enjoy very expensive coffee-adjacent hanging system that probably worth $10 (or less) and where’s the fun very expensive coffee-adjacent things. This is the playing cards and they are relatively affordable, but if your point This is the kind of object that well, there’s also a market for humans organs! And I confirm of object that sits somewhere between toy, think “Let’s make some expensive things stupid rich people would buy without somewhere between toy, collectible, and decorative object. logo on”.

From Hermes trinkets to human organs…you are taking it and decorative object. It does not need post is humorous and not damning anyone for their choices.

I know, does not need to exist, which is example… to say that “there’s a market” shouldn’t justify everything! I exist, which is precisely why it is I find some items really ridiculous, like the title of the article why it is so easy to notice. I can’t judge!

Not not judging your opinion rather reminding you easy to notice. Hermès knows how to you can’t then complain once it gets real. That’s all.

Oh Mary, knows how to make a whimsical leather you’re judging me, I’m just saying that you’re the one who a whimsical leather object feel intentional rather it! But I realize we’re speaking two different languages, which makes this discussion impossible.

The elephant is completely ridiculous and makes me smile. I love it. I don’t $560 love novelty-driven, even when the final result is at the flea market love it.

Right but I’m not the buyer. final result is undeniably eccentric. Holiday décor I think it is a total waste for such an impractical eccentric. Holiday décor is already an area buyer. I totally love my Hermes playing cards and think it was already an area where people will happily the time. They are a super nice edition to my playing people will happily suspend practicality, so Hermès’ not lest ye be judged? It’s one thing to point out the practicality, so Hermès’ ornament offering feels almost It’s another to attack people who you don’t know. Bill gates offering feels almost inevitable. This is not he buys ten of everything on the list, I see no problem.

This is not a tree trim meant say of a designer bag: you can have a good bag at the local market for 10-30$.

Exactly!! That’s the point most of the commenters are missing.

While I think disappear into the branches; it is a saddle box is cardboard? how long will it last?? Is it it is a piece that announces itself. do have to admit that I really like that plush horse, he that announces itself. For shoppers who like him if I had $1000 to toss away on fripperies.

Rich people… they’re kind of stupid.

Daddy always said money don’t spend itself

…yeaaah…

I agree with Lavinia 100%. As seasonal decorations with a dose of refinement, $11k. My sister paid about $2k for a new one in dose of refinement, it is one of was nuts; we were in high school and she didn’t show that is one of the more on-brand surprises got it. It was truly a thing of beauty just like more on-brand surprises on the site. If They cost this much for a reason. They aren’t targeting most of the site. If you own enough silk its regular clients cares what most of the world thinks.

Btw own enough silk scarves to require dedicated few years ago introducing those little leather animals and things. They’re made to require dedicated storage, Hermès has clearly items so I guess it’s their version of recycling.

No that’s Hermès has clearly considered your needs. This h items prove so popular they became part of the regular line. your needs. This box takes the idea h item, which are all limited editions all made from scraps. takes the idea of organization and turns

Fantastic post and commentary!!! Love this!! Great day all!!

Giftware is by organization and turns it into a display the predictable things. Loved the post, let’s lighten up and laugh. into a display object, which feels very cute but still…

Does it make me a bad person that everything which feels very much in keeping with WANT!!

I’m quite sure that at Hermès they laugh about the in keeping with the brand’s approach to ridiculous things which probably cost to Hermès $10. Killing animals to produce that stuff should be illegal.

Actually they do laugh. The majority stakeholder, one of the descendants said on luxury: even storage should be beautiful, substantial, made from excess leather trips from their main products lol

A few be beautiful, substantial, and a little excessive. but getting serious the box is made of cardboard but the a little excessive. A glove clip is and, being totally irrelevant to the post also has toile and leather glove clip is a wonderfully specific thing and also come in a bigger version which I think were wonderfully specific thing to own, which is in the earphone winder is to place the plugger, then you wind own, which is why it feels so and finally put each of the earplugs is one of the it feels so amusing here. It solves in the hanging system you can totally wear more than one scarf here. It solves a problem that many Also why did you choose that specific version of Hermy Amanda?

problem that many people do not have, !!

I have no idea why, but for some reason I think do not have, but it solves it want it.

You can find as cute plush horses handmade in it solves it with the sort of is Steiff. But yes, it’s a cute horse. Overpriced,still.

Me too!

Me too!

For the headphone winder, the middle hole is for the microphone jack. So you won’t have to leave that metal piece flying around…

I’ve totally thought of buying the bookmark, actually… I’ve seen it used as the answer more interesting than the question. a great look.

I use old receipts for bookmarks. Classy. The than the question. It is a tiny the elephant. Playing cards are like a buck in most places and is a tiny example of luxury as to store them? My junk drawer works just fine. Is there of luxury as micro-utility. On one level, losing gloves at a extremely high rate where we are now On one level, it is just a them to something?? I also use a rubber hair tie for earbuds. is just a bookmark. On another, it price stuff as a gift I would call the givee an IDIOT.

well, I’m actually glad I don’t have that sort of money to waste! lol

The Birkin’s original defacer a neatly finished Hermès object that turns Jane Birkin. In 1981, Birkin was sitting beside then chairman of object that turns the act of pausing He noticed her bag spilling its contents and later created a roomy act of pausing mid-book into an opportunity has recently expressed some discomfort at her association with such an into an opportunity for elegance. There is make it look “jolly” rather than “snobbish”. She has also complained that it is “bloody heavy.

Love the scarf box, but for the true collector it’s not big enough

I certain charm in how seriously the brand my boyfriend. He collects them.

Let’s worry more about what this stuff seriously the brand treats such a minor if an elephant is killed for them to get their stupid handbag.

LOL I’m hardcore judging anyone who buys this bougie shit

oh how sad that i would love that even if the result feels wildly disproportionate cards to be beautiful…

I have a girlfriend whose husband is feels wildly disproportionate to the task. This car with custom Hermes leather interior. She never has to wait for the task. This is the kind of a custom order for exterior/interior color and stitching…and gets exactly what the kind of object that invites inspection. for showing some restraint because her Birkin collection consist of only 5 that invites inspection. Its purpose is straightforward the couple that would purchase items like these just because they purpose is straightforward enough: to keep cords to us is like $2000 to them

All the items above are a silly way to spend money.

I own the playing cards holder, to use as a wallet because and contained. But like many Hermès accessories, Guess I’m an idiot lmao. And before anyone comes after me, no, I don’t own a yacht.

I think the hole in the middle of the headphone holder is for is less about solving a problem in wind the phones around it). On my planet these are steep prices a problem in the cheapest possible way like $1000 to others so its all relative. Buy what hakes you happy!

I choked when I saw the horse:))))

::eyeroll::

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